workaholics:

The Six Days of Half Christmas are finally here! See how your favorite holiday began by watching “The Strike” full episode. And check out cc.com/halfxmas for all the sweet #HalfXmas action.

workaholics:

The Six Days of Half Christmas are finally here! See how your favorite holiday began by watching “The Strike” full episode. And check out cc.com/halfxmas for all the sweet #HalfXmas action.

workaholics:

Hey, someone had to become the Funyuns Czar.  Why not Karl?  Thanks to Johnny Ryan for tweeting the pic.
During the writing process, Workaholics producers went through a lot of options of what Karl’s Kickstarter project would be.  Some other contenders—
For a long time the winner was Karl trying to fund GHOSTBUST3R’S III.  “Murray was in, Ders!” , he screamed, which, knowing how Karl, and Bill Murray for that matter, operate, is not that hard to believe.
A permanent sign for his (G)Rape Van so he wouldn’t have to keep going over the writing with spray paint.
A trip to Israel.
A documentary on Sewer Dwayne’s attempt to make it to the professional lacrosse league.
A wall mural immortalizing the woman who he lost his virginity to, who has sense passed.
Stamps.
His own pizza place, where he would sell the hella free pizza the guys won for him in “True Dromance” out of his van.  Dude, no overheard!  
Still, not much beats Hella Funyuns.  Forget the Veronica Mars movie, we’ve only begun to scratch the surface of what we know about Funyuns.  Donate to Karl’s Kickstarter today, or to charity.  A charity would also be good.
Donate your eyes to an all-new Workaholics this Wednesday at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.

workaholics:

Hey, someone had to become the Funyuns Czar.  Why not Karl?  Thanks to Johnny Ryan for tweeting the pic.

During the writing process, Workaholics producers went through a lot of options of what Karl’s Kickstarter project would be.  Some other contenders—

  • For a long time the winner was Karl trying to fund GHOSTBUST3R’S III.  “Murray was in, Ders!” , he screamed, which, knowing how Karl, and Bill Murray for that matter, operate, is not that hard to believe.
  • A permanent sign for his (G)Rape Van so he wouldn’t have to keep going over the writing with spray paint.
  • A trip to Israel.
  • A documentary on Sewer Dwayne’s attempt to make it to the professional lacrosse league.
  • A wall mural immortalizing the woman who he lost his virginity to, who has sense passed.
  • Stamps.
  • His own pizza place, where he would sell the hella free pizza the guys won for him in “True Dromance” out of his van.  Dude, no overheard!  

Still, not much beats Hella Funyuns.  Forget the Veronica Mars movie, we’ve only begun to scratch the surface of what we know about Funyuns.  Donate to Karl’s Kickstarter today, or to charity.  A charity would also be good.

Donate your eyes to an all-new Workaholics this Wednesday at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.

comedycentral:

Key & Peele returns with new episodes this fall, but you can see Keegan and Jordan flip out over Die Hard in this new sketch right now.

comedycentral:

Key & Peele returns with new episodes this fall, but you can see Keegan and Jordan flip out over Die Hard in this new sketch right now.

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cesaret:

“May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?”

I’m pretty sure this is why Tumblr gave us photosets.

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funnyordie:

10 Less Romantic Movie Quotes
These classic lines may not have been as effective had the characters said what was in the original draft.

funnyordie:

10 Less Romantic Movie Quotes

These classic lines may not have been as effective had the characters said what was in the original draft.

missluzifer:

thrift shop gif .| Tumblr auf We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/52322726

missluzifer:

thrift shop gif .| Tumblr auf We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/52322726

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comedycentral:

The series premiere of Inside Amy Schumer is coming soon to Comedy Central, but you can still get your Amy Schumer fix today with her stand-up special Mostly Sex Stuff. It drops today on an extended and uncensored DVD.

comedycentral:

The series premiere of Inside Amy Schumer is coming soon to Comedy Central, but you can still get your Amy Schumer fix today with her stand-up special Mostly Sex Stuff. It drops today on an extended and uncensored DVD.

workaholics:

The Workaholics Tumblr, via the Comedy Central Department of Spoiler Affairs, has brought you the latest redacted script page from our next episode.  They also told us that Key AND Peele are in the Key & Peele Season 3 premiere, airing next fall.  No word on who’s the next to be Burned.
We don’t know who’s been leaking the pages from them.  Could be an intern with a marker; could be a homeless person with an agenda.
Adam, Blake and Ders discover some office folks with their own agendas in this week’s all-new Workaholics, “Alice Quits”.  I wonder if there redacted escapades with Waymond and Montez will have anything to do with that…
Tune in Wednesday, January 30th at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central, to meet the new boss in the latest episode of Workaholics.

workaholics:

The Workaholics Tumblr, via the Comedy Central Department of Spoiler Affairs, has brought you the latest redacted script page from our next episode.  They also told us that Key AND Peele are in the Key & Peele Season 3 premiere, airing next fall.  No word on who’s the next to be Burned.

We don’t know who’s been leaking the pages from them.  Could be an intern with a marker; could be a homeless person with an agenda.

Adam, Blake and Ders discover some office folks with their own agendas in this week’s all-new Workaholics, “Alice Quits”.  I wonder if there redacted escapades with Waymond and Montez will have anything to do with that…

Tune in Wednesday, January 30th at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central, to meet the new boss in the latest episode of Workaholics.

(via comedycentral)

latenightjimmy:

“Ah!Push it!”
“Push it real good!”

You haven’t lived until you’ve seen Brian Williams sing Salt N Peppa. [video]

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comedycentral:

workaholics:

Tomorrow night, just like Jillian says… Alice is outta there.  Who’s in?
“Alice Quits”.  Wednesday, January 30th at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.

Tonight!

comedycentral:

workaholics:

Tomorrow night, just like Jillian says… Alice is outta there.  Who’s in?

“Alice Quits”.  Wednesday, January 30th at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.

Tonight!

Comedy Nerds United!: Reasons why I won't be your friend

comedynerdsunited:

By CNtributor: Tim O’Halloran

You don’t have at least an amateurish Macy Gray impression: She’s basically the female Aaron Neville in terms of unique voices and nothing is better than singing like Ms. Gray as loudly as you can in grocery stores.

You sit and watch the previews on a DVD…